Saturday, January 29, 2011

157.5

A random number with a not so random reason..with a decimal :-)

157.5 ways of making a person happy

1) be happy
2) be honest
3) be truthful
4) be yourself
5) be mad
6) be hopeless
7) be funny
8) be sad
9) be naughty
10) be be

multiply this by 15.75... and there you have it

Sunday, January 09, 2011

mislogical unconnections

if this the blog would be given marks for being grammatyically correct and without speeling mistokes.. i would be give a 100/100..wisful theenking no?

my engleesh teachors wud be wondiring wear they gooed wrong with me..

in one of calvin and hobbes estory..calvin says "never trust a person who can spell a word correctly"

calvin calvin.. if u wear calvin klien underwear..what will calvin wear? one liner from a holliwood muvie :-)

raaasko is a tegulu word for go write go..

wishlist:

1)
i want a guide tortoise..with a crocodile leather leash..it'll lead me thru the treffic in boston..the treffic wud be my creashun only no? i will took 2 hours 38 mins to cross a 100 feet intersection..

2)
i want to pooblish a buk, which would talked about all the tempuls in visited in tamilnodu on my bike.. samurai goes stella maris, samurai goes to vekateswara, samurai goed to mop vaishnav, samurai goes to stella maris

3) i want to publish what i theenk about b***ker re**y in my blog...and what he dided with endipoyina pachha gaddi( dried up green grass)

and i seriousle hope that i can continue posting inside this blog.. i want to visit eschool with a preentout of this post and put it on the nutice board

on a very esmall side note.. the person who writed the constitooshun about the fridom of espeech was very hopelessly single and had no hope of ever getting a life partnur... he cud say and writed whatever he did, abut expressing your thoughst, emoshuns and other thing, without the fear of prosecution, persecution,execution, etc shun .. cos he was singel..

he he.. once u getting into a relatinship.. u cannot write what u wanted to right no, in your own blog no :-D ( this line is subject to debate, rebate, deletshun, persecution, execution)

cheateerr...peeteer..repeaterr..

on an other side note on the other side of the neck.. this is not a kicking under the belted post. and no direct references are to be made..
dabannggg..

i would like to eat a chocolate and wish that it wud never end..
i want a bike with an unlimited petrol voucher, redeemable in every gas station on this planet
i want a lifetime subscription to overdrive
i want a shoe lace which ties and unties itself
i want a water bottle which refills itself
i want a want which wants itself
i want priyanka chopra to be the chief guest in my supposed weeding
i want a toothbrush which can talk to my teeth..they are feeling lonely no

Sunday, January 02, 2011

2010

the year that was.. the year that almost wasnt.. the year ..

life is strange when @30..especially when you never conform to any of the rules laid down by the 'society'
life is supposedly well planned out..until you find out that the ppl you considered the most closest are apparently the most fartherest..
life is full of unexpected shocks.. when your brakes fail at 70mph
life is full of magical events which take place when you are half asleep
life is full of life..

2010 has taught many ppl many lessons..and me..2010 has taught me to let go of everything and try to survive each day without thinking about the past and without worrying about the future..

2010 said.. you are a complete waste of time.. you are a complete non entity in my life
2010 said.. i wish i could stop time for you.. you are the most important person in my life

2010 clipped my wings.. dashed my hope against the rocks...punctured my happiness like a pin cushion..
2010 gave me new wings..created new hope... and put a ton of bandaids all over my happiness...

2010 said go away rot and die..
2010 said miracles are just around the corner..

2010 said..when ppl said that there is a light at the end of the tunnel..they actually had a reason to say it..

2010 destroyed my confidence.. 2010 restored and improved my confidence..

i remember.. during a trip along the western coast of usa with my friend.. there was this old guy who pointed out into the horizon and said..'that mates is the graveyard of ships'... ships brave the storms and pass through untold miseries and when land is in sight and the sailor's hearts rejoice at the sight of land..and then, before they enter the harbor,the ships used to hit the breakers and be destroyed..violently...without any warning... poor souls usually never knew what hit 'em...
but few ships..by divine providence would be tossed into this miraculous channel amidst the rocks and make it to shore..

2010 precisely summarizes what he said..

2010..is my lighthouse

2011 is my shore



and the most important gift/lesson 2010 gave me is: a reason to believe..