mislogical unconnections

if this the blog would be given marks for being grammatyically correct and without speeling mistokes.. i would be give a 100/100..wisful theenking no?

my engleesh teachors wud be wondiring wear they gooed wrong with me..

in one of calvin and hobbes estory..calvin says "never trust a person who can spell a word correctly"

calvin calvin.. if u wear calvin klien underwear..what will calvin wear? one liner from a holliwood muvie :-)

raaasko is a tegulu word for go write go..

wishlist:

1)
i want a guide tortoise..with a crocodile leather leash..it'll lead me thru the treffic in boston..the treffic wud be my creashun only no? i will took 2 hours 38 mins to cross a 100 feet intersection..

2)
i want to pooblish a buk, which would talked about all the tempuls in visited in tamilnodu on my bike.. samurai goes stella maris, samurai goes to vekateswara, samurai goed to mop vaishnav, samurai goes to stella maris

3) i want to publish what i theenk about b***ker re**y in my blog...and what he dided with endipoyina pachha gaddi( dried up green grass)

and i seriousle hope that i can continue posting inside this blog.. i want to visit eschool with a preentout of this post and put it on the nutice board

on a very esmall side note.. the person who writed the constitooshun about the fridom of espeech was very hopelessly single and had no hope of ever getting a life partnur... he cud say and writed whatever he did, abut expressing your thoughst, emoshuns and other thing, without the fear of prosecution, persecution,execution, etc shun .. cos he was singel..

he he.. once u getting into a relatinship.. u cannot write what u wanted to right no, in your own blog no :-D ( this line is subject to debate, rebate, deletshun, persecution, execution)

cheateerr...peeteer..repeaterr..

on an other side note on the other side of the neck.. this is not a kicking under the belted post. and no direct references are to be made..
dabannggg..

i would like to eat a chocolate and wish that it wud never end..
i want a bike with an unlimited petrol voucher, redeemable in every gas station on this planet
i want a lifetime subscription to overdrive
i want a shoe lace which ties and unties itself
i want a water bottle which refills itself
i want a want which wants itself
i want priyanka chopra to be the chief guest in my supposed weeding
i want a toothbrush which can talk to my teeth..they are feeling lonely no